patriarchykills: bokunotavr0s: I don’t understand why people who kill their abuser or rapist are punished. They should get a god damn parade and a day dedicated to them. Also a million dollars and free education and a kitten or puppy of their choice.
I have wrapped myself round in my own personality again. How does it come about...– Virginia Woolf, Diary Entry, 9 May 1926. (via mirroir)
Me: There is a giant puddle of water on your carpet.
Anna: [three minutes later] There is a giant puddle of water on my floor ... because ... I tried to run my [window] air conditioner on the floor.
Anna [mocking herself]: I CAN PUT AN AIR CONDITIONER ON THE FLOOR. IT'LL STILL WORK. I'm such a dumb piece of shit ...